そういえば、「アイスクリーム」という英語小噺があるんですけど・・・
“Hello.”
“Oh, you! Please come here. Please have a seat.”
“Thank you. I am very hungry.”
“What? You are hungry?”
“Yes, I am very hungry. And I love ice cream.”
“What?”
“I love ice cream.”
“I’m sorry .I don’t have ice cream.”
“No, I love ice cream. Ice cream loves me. We love each other, please.”
“O.K. You love ice cream?”
“Yes, I love ice cream.”
“Come close. Come closer. WAAAA!”
“Wow! Why did you kill me?”
“Yes, because you love ice cream. So I screamed!”
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